Ok but imagine Ivar sending Jude the Navy Seals copypasta but he replaces all of the cursing with insults like “cretin” and “phony”
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little phony? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the handmaid academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Elympios, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in wyvern warfare and I’m the top airship pilot in the entire Auj Oule Army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Reize Maxia, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me on a GHS? Think again, cretin. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of chickens across Reize Maxia and your mana signature is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, phony. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, phony. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Chimeriad and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little phony. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn fraud. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, phony.