you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times
and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice
bitch i will ✄ you
sorry i’m not lesbian
how do i download friends
http://www.download-friends.com/
they’ve got all 10 seasons
What the fuck is going on in this post
(Source: emilaugh)
next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed
this is how i met my boyfriend of 2 years
i posted this 2 months ago
last week my entire class went to saint patricks cathedral in the city for our senior mass and when it started this really old serious looking priest went up to the mic and the entire place was silent and he just looked at the crowd for a moment and then went ‘WHEN I SAY JESUS YALL SAY LIVES’ AND HE STARTED SCREAMING JESUS AND EVERYONE STARTED SCREAMING LIVES AND EVERY SINGLE TIME I THINK ABOUT IT I LAUGH SO HARD A LITTLE PEE COMES OUT
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Justin Timberlake x Daft Punk | ‘Lucky Suit & Tie’ (MASHUP)
(Source: andrewpresents)
At the grocery store. Orange juice was available as:
- No Pulp
- With Pulp
- MORE Pulp
- LOADED With Pulp
They did not have the other levels which are, in order of increasing pulpitude:
- Loaded With Even More Pulp
- Extra Loaded With Lots Of Pulp
- Holy Shit, That’s A Lot Of Pulp
- Seriously. There’s A Lot Of Pulp In This Motherfucker.
- Stop Fucking With Me. Who Would Want This Much Pulp?
- I’m Not Fucking With You. There’s So Much God Damned Pulp In This Sumbitch That You Should Forget A Straw Because You’ll Need A Fucking Ladle.
- Screw The Ladle. Get A Carving Knife.
- No Longer Juice. Slightly Damp Pulp.
- An Orange