hausereiring:

roxion:

you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times

and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice

juilan:

mormondad:

pallbearers:

francieum:

laughoutloudrightnow:

bitch i will ✄ you

sorry i’m not lesbian

how do i download friends

http://www.download-friends.com/

they’ve got all 10 seasons

What the fuck is going on in this post

(Source: emilaugh)

foxnewsofficial:

maddiemaddieisnotonfire:

foxnewsofficial:

next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed

this is how i met my boyfriend of 2 years

i posted this 2 months ago

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

last week my entire class went to saint patricks cathedral in the city for our senior mass and when it started this really old serious looking priest went up to the mic and the entire place was silent and he just looked at the crowd for a moment and then went ‘WHEN I SAY JESUS YALL SAY LIVES’ AND HE STARTED SCREAMING JESUS AND EVERYONE STARTED SCREAMING LIVES AND EVERY SINGLE TIME I THINK ABOUT IT I LAUGH SO HARD A LITTLE PEE COMES OUT 

andrewpresents:

Justin Timberlake x Daft Punk | ‘Lucky Suit & Tie’ (MASHUP)

(Source: andrewpresents)